From the Trike Patrol fan who brought us the Fani episode, we have another surprise submission this week. While wishing to remain nameless at this time, our faceless friend injects the site with some much-needed freshness and a smooth & sleazy style. He follows a slinky sexy young gal in a dress along a roadway at nighttime and strikes up a conversation with her. Sensing her easiness and attraction, he made quick pickings and got her back to his hotel in no time.

This week’s episode features a LBFM that needs no introduction around here. One that has appeared several times already on the World’s Most Infamous Filipina porn site. One that has been the most oft-requested by the fans for a repeat rendezvous. One that is the epitome of sexy and feminine. One that is everything we all love about Pinay women in general. The quintessential LBFM. We bring to you once again, Rain.

This patrol by Jonas here perfectly sums up what a typical afternoon barhop, pussy-hunt selection and short time hotel fuck session are all about while you’re on holiday here in the PI! There are no frills in this episode. It’s as bare-bones and raw as it is in real life here. And after the short trike ride back to his ST hotel room, Jonas bared his bone to this little horny bar-tart named Ella. Not that names matter at all in these sordid encounters.

Alright guys, it’s high time we had another Pinay MILF episode on here, we surely get enough requests for ‘em. Mr. X heard about those requests and was more than happy to oblige with the return of a rather popular mature Filipina from a coupla years ago. That means she’s aged a while longer since her last fucking and for us MILF-lovers, that’s a good thing! So let’s welcome back Miss Wayana…..and her pink vibrating toy of course!

Along with the “twerk”, the “selfie” has to be one of the most insufferable trends in human history. How played out is it already? Give a girl a cellphone camera and she’ll spend countless hours snapping 100′s of self-shot pics of her making a wide array of facial contortions; not the least of which being the god-awful “duckface”. Filipinas are probably some of the worst at this. Add together their limited options for entertainment with their kindergarten level sense-of-humor and you have a recipe for a surplus of selfie-taking, no matter where or when.

Well well, look what the cat dragged in. Or shall I say, dragged BACK in. Yep, if this girl looks familiar it’s because it’s her second time being snared by Trike Patrol. When you cast a wide net, you’re bound to catch a few repeats. This is a catch & release system here after all. Funny this though, the first time she was caught by Mr. X, but this time, totally disconnected, she was caught again by Steven. Sure, it’s not a stretch to say both mongers run in the same slut-circles, but still speaks to the trifling nature of some of these girls. Caught once by Trike Patrol, ok you can tell your prospective foreigner money-ko it was a mistake, but caught twice and you’re going to have a hard time explaining how you’re not a hardcore cock-slaying strumpet.

Ok, we’ve heard the general sentiment about US-based Filipina snatchings, and we swear, this will be the last one. It’s just that when our patrolman on the streets of LA brought us this one, we couldn’t resist sharing. This girl is just too fucking hot. Meet Harley, a 21 year old, mixed race, half-Filipina and half a bunch of other shit babe who was actually born in the Philippines, but left at age 13.

This week’s stunning delivery comes via our reliable ol’ Patrolman, Jonas. He finds us an absolutely delectable young LBFM named Grace (this is like the 4th Grace on here, isn’t it?), who was just looking totally ripe and vulnerable wading ankle deep at the tropical water’s edge one afternoon. Little did she know, the greatest threat to her being ravaged that day was not anything lurking under the ocean, but rather a perverted foreigner spotting her from a distance with his trusty tourist cam.

Happy Friday again, with another Trike Patrol edition from our not-so-green-anymore monger, Steven, and his endless quest for new and wonderful LBFM snatch. Today, he gets himself set-up with another model applicant through his bogus talent scout. This girl Rose, quite the spunky one, shows her dismay when she finds out there’s no job to be had. Oh, but there is! And she was none-too-quick to suggest exactly what Steven had in mind anyway. Gotta love it when a plan comes together. It’s like shootin’ fish in a barrel here guys. All too easy.

Happy New Year Guys, hope it’s off to a good start for you so far. Steven gets things off to a “bang” in 2015 with a delightfully cute and dark-skinned young beauty named Miriam. As is his M.O., he attracts unsuspecting LBFMs with the possibility of a “modeling job”, only to then lay the boom-boom on them once they show up that there, uh, is no modeling job. Unless you count him filming them with his handycam while he fucks them that is.